👉 Ah, the 'previously body enhancing protective liquid' - a term that's as old as the first ever bubble bath commercial and as bewildering as finding out your cat used to be a human. It's basically a fancy way of saying, "This old-school beauty product was like a superhero for your skin before they learned how to use sunscreen!"
Now, here's a sentence that might just make your skin wrinkle like a bad hair day: "After years of being a bodybuilder's secret weapon, that once mighty protective liquid now looks suspiciously like it's trying to convince its former user to join a new fitness trend called 'emotional resilience.'"
